Funny Retirement Poems
If you are looking for something creative and unique, funny retirement poems are a great idea for adding up spark and humor in an ordinary retirement party.
Retirement poems are a great way of expressing one's thoughts, and emotions about a retiree in a new and different way. Instead of the usual sad and depressing type of poem, funny retirement poems give more glow and substance to what is delivered, at the same time, creating a big smile to the person receiving it.
Here is one example of a funny retirement poem:
#1 Retirement - The Best Days Of Your Life
Goodbye to work, you're on a high - it's the best day of your life!
You gladly hand the reins over - goodbye to toil and strife.
When morning comes, you lie in bed and you look up at the ceiling -
There's no-one here to harrass you - I know just how you're feeling.
The sun shines through the window, you hear the clatter of some feet -
It's people who are off to work, you can hear them in the street.
Within you comes a warming glow - your new life just is starting.
There's cards from many work-friends who were sad at your departing.
But you must arise, get dressed and out - there's no time left to lose.
Make the most of it, the day is yours - just do exactly as you choose.
Just why should you feel guilty on the best day of your life?
"Because I said a cheerio to my poor, still working wife".
Source: http://www.lovethepoem.com/retirement-poems/
You see how an ordinary poem can add more meaning and substance to it? Funny retirement poems aim to relate working experiences into funny situations. Poems can be more powerful especially if you wrote it yourself. But people who don't know how to write poems can make use of thousands of funny retirement poems to choose from online. Here are some sources of retirement poems:
• http://www.give-presents-find-gifts.co.uk/retirement-poems.html
• http://www.lovethepoem.com/retirement-poems/
• http://www.retirement-poem-quote.com/
Whether it’s for a colleague or a close friend, a funny retirement poem is one of the best gifts that you can give.
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